Thursday, April 21, 2005

Referrals

I have to write something that I don't want to write and isn't coming out well and I've entered the pointless procrastination stage. I know some people write everything else they can when they have a writing assignment they're avoiding. I'm the opposite. I try and avoid most writing at that point. Hence the neglected blog. Well, I've also been busy and having fun and all that as well so...

But, I'll get my damn assignments done tonight and can feel free to blog again! Until then, enjoy some recent searches that led to my blog. They're freaking me the fuck out. Some of them.

  • stalkings leg heels (I hope they meant stockings)
  • amandas place
  • feminist performance art scrubbing the stairs
  • youngblood tea mcgill
  • muffuletta-shreveport la (at least it's not hookers)
  • rusheon jr high school
  • tarheel soda 05 (are they making that again?)
  • olsen twin sex (ew)
  • matthew thunder down under vegas (step OFF my stripper fake boyfriend, bitch!!!)
  • cats "tiny woman in a fur coat" (insulting cats & women at the same time - fun for all)
  • president bush ipod kenny loggins (apparently I'm actually in my 50s, not my 30s)
  • thong vs g-string (firmly in the g-string camp here, but thong is preferable to tush covering undies)
  • porn AND "screen test" AND advice (no clue here, can't help you, don't have THAT kind of advice, speaking of... why don't you people ever ask me for advice? Is it because only my Mom and two others read this?)
  • Ed's Shirt Where is (it's right HERE!!!)
  • Mary Kate Olsen Bracelets (I only have their lip gloss and nail polish, sorry)
  • "tuff turf" lyrics love hates (love that movie)
  • Big Hair Monster Metal (oh yeah)
  • youngblood Miss McGill (I'm going to go ahead and find this obsession with young hotties having sex with older women to be a good sign, now that I'm a grey haired old lady - just for a potential future, daddy, not for anything practical in my life right now)
  • flirty emails
  • red sox snappy comebacks (no such thing)
  • auntie spanking (ew)
  • TARCON7 the amazing race (going on the 10th with my posse, woo)
  • you don't send me flowers the lyrics
  • amanda's bra (is a beautiful thing)
  • Fuss about Charlotte Church and her boobs (could NOT care less)
  • hairless spider florida (as long as they're far from me)
  • fart jokes muffaletta (GROSS)
  • the amazing race tarcon7 (WITH MY POSSE)

Ah, my rock star life.