Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Topless Boys!

Y'all, someone got to this blog today by doing a yahoo search for "photos of topless boys". I'm going to go do that search right now. Hee hee hee hee. Either they were sorely disappointed or it was someone who knows me well and wanted to find my blog and knew I'd mention topless boys and photos. Hee.

There are more topless girl photo pages coming up in this kind of a search. Even one with the Olsen Twins. Ew, there is some sick stuff out there when it comes to looking for photos of topless boys. Apparently you can see Julie Andrews naked with this search. And Vaginal Childbirth Photos. I guess if a woman were birthing a boy he would be a topless one... They don't come with tops I don't think. "butter topless girls" what does that even MEAN? Okay, I looked through 320 listings of sites on that search and not one was mine. So odd. Wonder how on earth that person got to me.

I went shopping last night and dragged Lovey with me. She's not quite as bad an influence as Pumpkin ("Buy it. Buy that too. Get that. BUY!") but she's bad. And even I was getting ready to kill us if we said, "That's so cute" one more time. Pity the folks shopping around us. "CUTE!" I went looking for cute (heh) pants and didn't find a single pair I liked. I did get a skirt and six different tops though so that's something. And more pink for my wardrobe. And I actually opted not to buy the adorable shoes I was lusting after. Once I realized I really had nothing to wear with bright green shoes and the green top I was buying wouldn't work. I'm so proud of me.

Oh, and if you're wondering, Banana Republic WILL accept a gift certificate from four years ago. Rock on Banana Republic. You're my buddy.

See, shopping tips from Amanda. That's sorta like advice. So maybe my blog title isn't a sham after all. I should start giving advice here. Just put in random questions that people ask me during my day and the responses I give. Heh. I have one to put in here... Do I have to get people's permission before putting their questions in here do you think?

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